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Founding Artwork

Universal Asylum does not consider the human species as the centre of &/or of any more importance than anything else in the universe.

Proceeds raised via founding artworks:

Once transferred to Not For Profit, Charity status Universal Asylum intends to retain the minimum commission on all artworks to maintain customers eligibility for charitable tax purposes in supporting the broader operations of the company with proceeds falling outside of this being paid directly to the artist responsible for their work. 

Unfortunately until Universal Asylum obtains "Not For Profit, Charitable" status sales &/or donations will not be eligible for charitable tax benefits.

Nevertheless, sales made prior to Not For Profit, Charity status being secured will be divided in a similar manner with Universal Asylum retaining a 51% commission on founding artworks, investing proceeds towards general costs associated with the initial establishment of Universal Asylums & setting up to achieve its primary objectives.

Once the early stages of establishment are underway proceeds raised are intended to support the broader operations of the Universal Asylum & it's many complex roles associated with saving ourselves & everything else in this magical world, from ourselves & one another.

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Triple Barrel Boofer

Triple Barrel Boofer

Medium: Biro & Butterflies.

For those unfamiliar with the concept of boofing. It basically refers to eating with your anus via enema like administration. Although the term for such scrumptious snacking out is typically used in relation to the consumption of drugs it appears most commonly used in relation to analishously eating "foods of the Gods" such as Cactus 🌵.

Whilst those too proud to admit to boof pretend it's an urban myth I assure you people have been eating analy since the time of great Pharos who as legend has it also didn't mind a good old boofing. In fact this wonderful work of art is all that remains from my boofing stage in 2016-2017. After several attempts I personally found boofing Cactus more manfully that the taste is saved & personally prefere orral consumption. However, to each their own & I don't judge anyone who takes preference to boofing.

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